Next Door But One

Which one was it again... Oh next door but three, that's the fourth one right? This is a little poems about my street. 

Next door but one is not next door to me,

But next to the house next to next door but three.

Next door but two is the next one along,

And next door but four is the fifth, which sounds wrong.

We get the post meant for next door but five,

Dad says it’s because they have such a long drive.

None of these houses are next door to me,

Because next door is next door, obviously.